Dear Breaking Dawn Part 2, Wow. I heard there was a twist, but I thought it was all hype. It wasn't. Well done, you have made me believe in love again. Unrealistic, vampiristic (I made up a new word), holy shirtless werewolf love,yes, but love none the less. Bravo.
Dear Work, Why can't I show up at 10:00AM every day (due to #1 above). I loved that, I was much more chipper than when I get there at 7:00
Dear Domestic Fails of the week, I dyed all my white clothes pink, used the wrong kind of butter and ended up with cake consistency cookies and set off the alarm. Fail
Dear FSU Football, Take care of business with Maryland this weekend so you can start focusing on the Sunshine Showdown with the Gay-tors of FL next weekend. I want my office bragging rights for another year. K thanks bye.
Dear Turkey, I am so ready to eat you!!!!
